Random things...

My wife and her moderately tangential mind helped me create some new 'fake words'.

Pooetry
noun An attempt at poetry, but is so utterly terrible that the poetry, by any standard and reasonable measure, is crap. My gosh, that stuff I used to write in highschool is such ~~.
(compound from Eng. poo and Eng. poetry)

Pooet (see Pooetry)
noun A person who writes poems that could be as pooetry. He thinks he is a genius but instead he's just a ~~.
(compound from Eng. poo and Eng. poet)

Pooetic (see Pooetry)
adj./noun A phrase or literary creation which attempts to be of significant literary value, but fails miserably in this attempt. That greeting card message is completely ~~.
(compound from Eng. poo and Eng. poetic)